starlingsparrow:

do you ever meet someone who’s like the human version of unnecessary comments on a text post

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aculthood:

"what do you want to do with your life?"image

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assbutt-in-the-garrison:

penceyprepofficial:

when I was like 9 my neighbors asked me to watch their fish and cat while they went on vacation and I was like “lol k” and while they were gone tHE FUCKING FISH DIED so when they got home I apologized to the mom and she was just like “no need to apologize, I turned the filter off so they would die because they are too much work. You did nothing wrong” and she gave me 20 bucks and that is the story of my first contracted murder

your first…?

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rednecktex:

huffy-lemon:

Favorite story posts part 1

That last one

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vvendys:

dont be embarrassed about something u enjoy ok 

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rosaparking:

yes doctor i cant feel my clitoris

rosaparking:

yes doctor i cant feel my clitoris

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sadspaghetti:

when you are alone on a bus ride

image

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snopchat:

mom what THE FUCK do you mean youre not a virgin

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blackout-escapist:

bagmilk:

*concerned white parent voice* sweetie don’t write on yourself you can get ink poisoning

image

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baracknobama:

theres this kid in my maths class who can recite pi to 720 digits

and im there like image

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forebidden:

 



this is the single saddest post I have ever seen on tumblr.

I relate so much

i posted this as a joke why does it have 3,000 notes and hipster urls everywhere it was probably a homeless crack addict who got hold of a spray can

forebidden:

 

this is the single saddest post I have ever seen on tumblr.

I relate so much

i posted this as a joke why does it have 3,000 notes and hipster urls everywhere it was probably a homeless crack addict who got hold of a spray can

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whiteboyfriend:

mostly im glad america got its independence because the british call a grilled cheese a cheese toasty and im not about that

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