If this gets 120,000 notes I will try out for American Idol singing The Krusty Krab Pizza


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rumpelstiltskln:

Um… awkward… I’m totally sure I called shot gun, why are you shoving me in the back? Yeah I realize I’m being arrested but the rules of shotgun are pretty clear man

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glamydia:

yesterday this really hot guy came into my work so i called dibs and then i saw his wedding ring :// so i had to call his wife and tell her i dibbed her man ://// awkward (for her)

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d0nn0:

d0nn0:

reblog if you like pasta

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what are you trying to pull here dominos

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gnarly:

perks-of-being-chinese:

im 28% applesauce

applesauce? more like soy sauce am i right ladies

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yungghunty:

Boy: Wanna go out sometime?

Me: No, I’m sorry. I’m really trying to focus on my career right now.

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finefools:

‘am i right ladies’ is the best way to end any text post am i right ladies 

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booforce:

my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you

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intertnet:

is there a scholarship for trying

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420-247:

chanted:

I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself.

wow i’m actually so glad this post has been made

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trippin-through-reality:

The type of friends you stay away from

trippin-through-reality:

The type of friends you stay away from

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*eats you out as a friend*


chiefsimba:

iknownothingisalliknow:

revitiligo:

thepoetspace:

amerikkkanpie:

Blows your back out as your homie

Gotchu walkin funny as a testament to our friendship.

makes you cum in the spirit of comradery

Got ur legs on my shoulders to show u how deep our friendship is

hits it from the back to let you know im here for you

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