certains:

stop unfollowing me i have been nothing but gorgeous and hilarious to u all

(Source: deeply, via joeyjoe69)

2-shane-s:

when the whole squad ugly as shitimage

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darkwingsnark:

He was honestly the only normal character in the whole movie. 

(Source: funnuraba, via g0--awayy)

causedarlingitwasgood:

how is this even a real show

(Source: michaelsocha, via g0--awayy)

unclefather:

"name one video game thats better than GTA 5"

uh thats easy? barbie horse adventures wild horse rescue? 

(via g0--awayy)

adrians:

just noticed the webcam flashing above my monitor and realised I’ve been recording myself blogging in this position for an hour and twenty minutes

image

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eatpizzas:

why are 13 year olds these days constantly drinking, smoking weed and having sex?? when i was 13 i had a stable job, a loving wife, 3 good kids, and some savings put away for my retirement. i worry about the younger generation sometimes smh

(Source: alienship, via godblesswifi)

zygoats:

"if feminists want equality does this mean we can punch women now?"
go ahead chicken shit punch me in the fucking face. i will shove your entire upper body into your own ass and make you fuck yourself from the inside out

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subjectnumber32:

outerlabia:

fpti:

earlygr4ves:

i walked into health and screamed and the teacher goes “you’re the 7th person today. they’re cpr dummies.”

jesus christ

they’re calling to mother for food

F  E  E  D

subjectnumber32:

outerlabia:

fpti:

earlygr4ves:

i walked into health and screamed and the teacher goes “you’re the 7th person today. they’re cpr dummies.”

jesus christ

they’re calling to mother for food

F  E  E  D

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(via g0--awayy)

imessageworld:

making big bucks

imessageworld:

making big bucks

(Source: envyadams, via sadspaghetti)

subterraneanscum:

the cat makes this pic

subterraneanscum:

the cat makes this pic

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australiansanta:

rollercoasters are like a skrillex remix of trains

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notwifi:

iconic

notwifi:

iconic

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woahgnarlyduuuude:

i’m procrastinating because i’m stressed and i’m stressed because i’m procrastinating

image

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